I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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