How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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