she was so not down for the gang bang
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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