I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You don't make any sense
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