I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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