i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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