That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize