Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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