Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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