??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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