doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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