Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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