I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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