god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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