as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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