some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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