His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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