Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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