on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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