hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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