Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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