I feel like I'm in dance class right now
home. puking in laundry basket.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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