That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
