I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
God, I missed his penis.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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