She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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