In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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