If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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