Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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