Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
