My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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