So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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