Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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