I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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