so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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