there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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