ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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