I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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