dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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