It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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