By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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