I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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