Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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