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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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