If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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