need another drink. this is the easiest way
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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