last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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