theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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