it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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