I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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