I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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