I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Randomize
