hell yes lets make some ravioli
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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