when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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