he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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