I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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