I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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