Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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