Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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