You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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