There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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